deadbeats2.jpg

Home
News-Flash!
Deadbeats Inc. 2004
Music
Pictures & Crap '05
Cookanese
The Crapfest Awards
Sonic Assault
Other Links
COOKANESE: Martha Stewart is a dyke HITLIST: Tripod

Here is an old Cookanese Hitlist and fact of the day. Don't even try to tell me Martha Stewart is straight either! Tripod sucks even more since I ran out of room.

 FACT OF THE DAY: Martha Stewart is a dyke!!!{It's True!!!}
 
- Matt Forgione
 

ms_coffeecake.jpg

COOKANESE HIT LIST:

tripoduskcs.jpg

todays subject:
 
Tripod
 
 I hate tripod. The world should hate tripod with me. I'm sick of being screwed over when I like a picture , because tripod won't let me see it beyond the actual site of its origination. What the hell is that all about? What makes me even madder is the fact , I make my own banners and stuff and work hard on this site. If I wanna show this to someone else I can't just post it on a forum or something. RIP-OFF!  After this my site might not even be around though because the tripod nazis might shut it down for  me telling the stupid world the cold hard facts about how much it sucks. Thinking of starting a site? Don't use tripod. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT USE TRIPOD! It sucks , trust me.  I'd move my site  but it has way to much stuff on it to just get up and move. Plus no one will remember the tripod link. So I actually got a new link  , which is: htp://deadbeats-inc.cjb.net but that doesn't solve the bigger problem , because unless you know this specific address your chance of finding my site are slim. Why? Good question. The reason why is because the google dips still recognize my site as demon16.tripod.com. Well screw them! These things make me hate everything even more. What kinda crappy site builder is this? Also it is really annoying to use. Simple , but annoying. If I had the money I'd go to a sitebuilder that you pay for , but I don't. So in the meantime all I can say is: ignore the crappy advertisements , ignore the pop-ups  and other tripod crap and focus on the actual site. Lets face it this  the best site there is without a shadow of a doubt morons. Remember that. Now  a bunch of stupid morons are gonna start their own tripod site with a bunch of pointless "shout-outs" to their friends { A page about them in the works}  just to see what a tripod site is like because I said it sucked. Well  sherlock I'm not joking so don't waste your non-valuable time or space that could go to someone who actually matters. Like me. In fact not only should you avoid tripod {besides my site} but also you should not build any tripod sites { if you have one delete it because it sucks anyway} and stop visiting tripod sites {besides mine because I rock}. Then maybe these  idiots will get the clue.
 
-J.J. Cook

ihatetripod.jpg

People have started their own pointless  and crappy tripod site for the sole purpose of spiting me.

© copyright 2005 by J.J. Cook & Mathew Forgione.

Welcome to my awesome site if you don't like it screw you.