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Here is where I'll rant and rave about things/people {etc.} that make the urge to kill in me rise. It will be updated whenever I feel like updating so don't hold your breath. Every once in awhile there is mass updates. Usually though , there is absolutely NOTHING!

My Confession: I created wiggers {NEW}

We hate anime! Part 2: Hentai

How to oppress minorities subtly

Who will win?

A website wants someone to eat? Why?

Are you "emo"? If so you're going to hell {hopefully}.

What certain phrases really mean.

Why I'm an insensitive jerk!

Fall of Mankind: Reality T.V.

Sick of todays kids? I am.

Reasons why your life must be over!

FACT OF THE DAY: If you put those trolls in the water they come to life and slaughter people!!!{It's True!!!}
 
-J.J. Cook

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COOKANESE HIT LIST:
 
 

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 NOTE:Hey Matt wrote this beast so sit down , stay sober and read on.
 
-J.J. Cook 
 
todays subject:
 
Japanese Anime
 
 For years they made kids play with stupid cards, wanting to collect them all and wanting to grow long and strange colored hair. Yes people I'm talking about the Japanese animation also known as "Anime". I swear to god if I hear about another one of those stupid cartoons with the charactors with long and pink colored hair and dumbass plots I will soon personally kill each and every Japanese cartoonist out there. And its not just the stupid hair and badly planned out story lines that throw me off. I think this is all a conspiracy. I been doing some investigating actually. I realized that every year there was one huge anime cartoon and each anime cartoon came with its own trading card games and their own movie. First Dragonball Z, then Pokemon, than digimon, than yu-gi-oh then this year it was inyuyasha. Then it hit me! THE JAPANESE ARE BRAINWASHING OUR KIDS INTO TAKING OVER NORTH AMERICA SO THEY CAN FURTHERMORE TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! I don't know how...I dont know why...But these screwed up fantasy charactors off of lame T.V. shows are ommiting subliminal messaging to kids to make them agressive towards adults which explains why this generation of kids are so spoiled and bratty. But the full fledged anime attack hasn't commenced yet. But a couple more seasons of inyuyasha should do it. So I came up with a solution to battle the stupidity of the anime cartoons. I have come up with my own kind of cartoon. I call it mation. I put in the last two syllibles of animation to throw the Japanese off because they used the first two. EAT THAT BEOTCHES. In mation the charectors are actually normal and they use normal facial expressions. The charectors faces also look DIFFERENT other then the same old crap the Japanese use. And in mation all the charectors are agressive instead of being a bunch of pussies collecting monsters and cards and such. I even made my own T.V. show thats purely designed to send subliminal messages to kids to hurt all the asshole Japanese cartoonists who are trying to brainwash our youth. Its called Your mama. In this show there is a young boy named Jimmy who's main goal in life is to work his way up to the top of a major anime corporation in Japan and meet the big boss and when he gets there he beats the living crap out of him and says YOUR MAMA. I'll even make a trading card game to go along with it and make a movie "Life in the your mama lane" yup. Its a fad waiting to happen everyone. Maybe the nazi Japanese cartoonists will think twice before messin with me.
 
-Matt Forgione
 

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people are watching mation and are waiting for "Life In Your Momma Lane" to come out and give their lives purpose.

 2005 COOKANESE: Former hitlists and fact of the days:

COOKANESE: Martha Stewart is a dyke HITLIST: Tripod

COOKANESE: Mr. Clean is satanist HITLIST: Britney Spears

COOKANESE: Gilmore girls are machines HITLIST: The World

COOKANESE: Soccor is for old women HITLIST: Corn twists

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