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NOTE:Hey Matt wrote this beast so sit down , stay sober and read on.
-J.J. Cook
todays subject:
Japanese Anime
For years they made kids play with stupid cards, wanting to collect
them all and wanting to grow long and strange colored hair. Yes people I'm talking about the Japanese animation also
known as "Anime". I swear to god if I hear about another one of those stupid cartoons with the charactors with long and pink
colored hair and dumbass plots I will soon personally kill each and every Japanese cartoonist out there. And its not
just the stupid hair and badly planned out story lines that throw me off. I think this is all a conspiracy. I been doing some
investigating actually. I realized that every year there was one huge anime cartoon and each anime cartoon came with its own
trading card games and their own movie. First Dragonball Z, then Pokemon, than digimon, than yu-gi-oh then this year it was
inyuyasha. Then it hit me! THE JAPANESE ARE BRAINWASHING OUR KIDS INTO TAKING OVER NORTH AMERICA SO THEY CAN FURTHERMORE TAKE
OVER THE WORLD!!! I don't know how...I dont know why...But these screwed up fantasy charactors off of lame T.V. shows
are ommiting subliminal messaging to kids to make them agressive towards adults which explains why this generation of kids
are so spoiled and bratty. But the full fledged anime attack hasn't commenced yet. But a couple more seasons of inyuyasha
should do it. So I came up with a solution to battle the stupidity of the anime cartoons. I have come up with my own kind
of cartoon. I call it mation. I put in the last two syllibles of animation to throw the Japanese off because they used
the first two. EAT THAT BEOTCHES. In mation the charectors are actually normal and they use normal facial expressions.
The charectors faces also look DIFFERENT other then the same old crap the Japanese use. And in mation all the charectors are
agressive instead of being a bunch of pussies collecting monsters and cards and such. I even made my own T.V. show thats purely
designed to send subliminal messages to kids to hurt all the asshole Japanese cartoonists who are trying to brainwash
our youth. Its called Your mama. In this show there is a young boy named Jimmy who's main goal in life is to work his way
up to the top of a major anime corporation in Japan and meet the big boss and when he gets there he beats the living crap
out of him and says YOUR MAMA. I'll even make a trading card game to go along with it and make a movie "Life in the your mama
lane" yup. Its a fad waiting to happen everyone. Maybe the nazi Japanese cartoonists will think twice before messin with me.

people are watching mation and are waiting for
"Life In Your Momma Lane" to come out and give their lives purpose.
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