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Today I got the shaft.
I was in school today after listening to a crappy Bryan Adams song my friend was trying to prove a point about. So he asked
me if I liked the song and me being the honest guy that I am , said no. Then to my suprise his girlfriend started
throwing insults at me. "You're and insensitive jerk" , "heartless" and several other insults. Yes. That is exactly and completely
what I am without a doubt. Here is where you stop being a moron and acknoweledge my obvious sarcasism. I don't like
the song , now leave me the hell alone. That isn't what happened. Instead a lot of feminists started tearing us "insensitive
jerks" apart. I told one of my FORMERLY close friends this and she tried to kill me. Then I sat there and thought about how
pathetic this all was. I mean , come on people it is a song , people have different tastes. Oops , I'm sorry
was I showing too much individuality? I must've been. After all opinions can be dangerous. Females rules this world
just as much as males and probably more so. How about all these feminist psychos take their PMS pills and back-off because
I don't like the stupid song. God I've lost all faith in the world. I think I'll go watch Brady Bunch re-runs , so I can get
brain damage and have a more legit reason to go to the hospital and get sedatated.
UPDATE:
It turns out my bus driver {who is a man} is feminist too.
He kept all the guys crammed together in the front seats , for throwing paper balls { some weren't even on the bus on the
day that we threw paper balls either} and let the girls sit wherever they wanted. Yes , rock on! We had to sit like that for
the whole week crammed by each other like , sex except without the actually sex. I think the people behind me on one of the
days were masterbating together . Anyway , it was all on the same day too. I forget the exact date , sometime in March , but
the point is it must've been national feminism days. For my bus driver it was time to be prejudice though. I wish all bus
drivers shafted the guys just because they had penis' and the girls roam free because they don't. Either that or the bus driver
wanted some action so he kept us away from the girls , and let them do what they want so they'd be "thankful". Whatever ,
I'm outta here.
-J.J. Cook
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