Don't you think it's odd that minorities
seems to always either own or work at convenience stores? Even if they're not working the counter at the moment you're in
it they still like own it or work there. I think the Canadian government at least are still very racist. Oh sure we have our
French prime minister but what about our black one? Our Japenese one? Our Chinese one? I bet none of our prime ministers were
Jewish either. I guess we Canandians are racist cocks. Well that about ends this article I guess.
Not. You should know that even after I've made the point
I've got to ramble on about it for a paragraph or two to make it look like I actually have something important to say.
Minorities probably go to a job interview at a huge corperation
after college but once they get there and people find out that the person is black/jewish/chinese/japenese/aboriginal/labanese
etc. , etc. the balding slightly overweight white guy {all corperate high powers are balding , slightly overweight , short
, wear glasses and are white. If you ever watch t.v. and it shows differently it is a lie. A cover-up. Don't believe it.}
tells them "Well in order to get this job you must work at a convenience store and run it for a period of years as a
test to see if you could handle it here". Is that what happens? Then the minority enthusiastic and guillible agree and
becomes part of a convenience store for the rest of their life. At least The Simpsons tell it like it is {The
Simpsons are half Canadian remember, so we still don't know if America is racist or if it is just us canucks.} poor apu just
isn't successful.
I bet people are gasping because they're ignorant
racist cocks and didn't realize this until now because they were to busy forcing little Chinese kids to make the shoes they
buy. Sickos. Whenever the minority asks when they'll get the real job the boss is either "unreachable" , "busy" , "away" or
the answer is "Probably next year , I can almost guarantee it!".
You may not understand yet. Probably wondering
if you had any intelligence why they'd buy a million convenience stores just so they wouldn't have minorities working
for them. Well that has a rather obvious answer. No matter how high the quality of work from the minority person , once the
word got out that he/she was black/jewish/chinese/japenese/aboriginal/labanese etc. , etc. the company would instantly
go bankrupt and all the employees would commit a mass suicide simply because.....well , we're predjudice.
You know all those "stop racism" posters? Well they're
probably not canadian made. A non racist country makes them and we're to afraid to make enemies so we take it and send it
out but do nothing much more unless we need to. We're subtle racists.
I guess I look smart enough now so I'll wrap it up. If you're
Canadian and reading this remember next time you see a minority to trip them so you can fit into the stereotype because lets
face it , you'll life will never mean anything otherwise.
-J.J. Cook
