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Kids. I hate kids. When was the last time a child did ANYTHING worthwhile? Never that's when.
Don't even think of saying "you were a kid once" , if you do I will cut your head off and spit down your neck , honestly.
Yes I was a kid was but I was a smart kid , I'm sick of these nose picking, glue eating little brats of todays society.
These brats used to have a purpose but the horrible government that we have screwed that up with these stupid child labor
laws. Who's suppossed to go into the mines now? Since worthless children can't we'll have to make people who are smart go
into the mine shafts. Yet , instead of being thankful kids have gotten worse. Every child I see is a snotty sniveling brat
that I want to punt into a garbage can!!! Even parents wanna strangle their kids { ever watch the news? Everyone hates
children!}. Children think they can do anything. I have never seen a good drawing by a child. Childrens drawings SUCK
HORRIBLY! Yet these stupid little mongrels go parading around with them trying to show everyone that will listen , and even
those that won't his/her crappy little drawing. Here is a sample of childrens artwork:
WOW! What an awesome drawing , not. When the
sky is completely white I will PERSONALLY cut my balls off. I'm guessing those colorful deformed blobs are people by the badly
draw smiley faces. That's pathetic , anyone that can't correctly draw a smiley face should be thrown into a big bonfire. Exactly
why do these people have no hands? Or feet. Or knees. Or elbows. How come none of them even have joints? Do they just sit
it the same spot all day? They don't even have arms , they just have a thread of their clothing hanging off each sleeve cuzz
arms aren't as thing as hairs , Eleanor. They all must be horribly disfigured due to the mangled shape of their torsos. What
is that is one of the blobs hand? Is it gasoline of something? Suprise susprise it is the same color is the sky so maybe
the blob has his own personal cloud! Yes that could be it , oh joy , oh joy! Last of all exactly what is the big brown
thing? I think I just got stupider from trying to figure out what it is. Maybe the thing is a pooper scooper and they're picking
up a massive hunk of dog crap? Is it some HORRIBLY , HORRIBLY , HORRIBLY mangled excuse for a tree? Are they going to water
the tree with gasoline and wait for the yellow blob known as the sun to burn down the "tree"? My poor brain I'll never
be able to think straight again. How is this kid still living? Well sorry Eleanor , but your picture horribly failes and you
got the shaft because now everyone will know how much you suck.When I was five and a half I was already preparing to
rule the world. Later I realized how boring that would be though so I let political morons {I.E. former used car salesmen}
to do the job.
Now you've seen how crappy childrens artwork is. So why is it illegal to harm children.
I think it is because eventually children will grow up and by used cars. The government remembers their roots. I'm sick
of children attitude , kick me in the shins will you? Well lets here your tone after I bash your face in with a baseball bat
, but NOOO I would get the blame not the brat. Kids commit whatever crimes they want and get away with it. I don't know if
anyone has figured this out but juvenile prison ,"juvey" is a lot better then going to a hard , cold prison of perverts.
Then the kids even younger don't get in any trouble. If they punch a kid or say something to the teacher of their class ,
or even SERIOUSLY hurt another child they'd get a dumb punishment that won't teach them a single thing. If I worked for a
company and made a bad remark toward my boss I would be fired and ever hear of slander? Kids just get away with it. If I decked
some random guy I'd possibly go to jail "assault" if I did anything that kids do I'd be in big trouble BUT kids don't get
in any trouble. Why? How is that fair? Yeah I know the expression "life's not fair" but come on! Maybe I should help trying
to make it fair by taking my boot and ramming it down a "delinquate's" throat! THEN he/she would learn his/her lesson.
Speaking of that expression , is it just me or do the people that say that always break down , cry and make a big deal if
something goes slightly wrong in their life.
Lets make 2005 a year where kids know their role! Rebel against your child , they need food and you're
the one that give it to them , they need YOU not vice versa , remember that. Hopefully by this time next year kids will be
showing their superiors and the great one {me} some respect so I won't have to be in court so much. As for any stupid children
reading this here is my message to you: Put the glue down , take your finger out of there and know you role before I find
you. Once again don't bombard me with e-mail unless it is actually worth reading and you have a point. Don't try and debate
me because I WILL win , as usual. The qutographed oreo is still up for grabs by the way but you people are just to stupid
to write something worthwhile.
-J.J. Cook
Children are eating their boogers right now , because
their parents won't show them who's boss.
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