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The Chain-Mail Project

Everyone saw my article on chain-mail in the 2004 site. Yet morons keep sending me chain-mail. So I'm going to do a experiment  , to smack those idiots who beleive in this crap in the face. Today I received an e-mail with some stupid poem. The e-mail threatened to me that I or someone I cared about would die , if I didn't send the crappy e-mail to ten people.  So I did , hoping they will be as miserable as I was for receiving it. So now I'm suppossed to have good luck. Some girl who likes me is suppossed to confess they like me and then we get married I bang her and we have kids. OR NOT! One   there is no way I'm letting that happen , this girl can get in line with the rest. Two  I'm going to prove once and for all the chain-mail is total and complete B.S. Here I'll be posting some stuff everyday. Good luck and bad luck. After a week I'll stop. Then we will look over the results and see if chain-mail is really the pointless hunk of dog crap I think it is {and it will be because I'm always right}. Here is the entire chain-mail so you people can read it , to know what this is all about:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Read Alone.....
> >
> > Especially the Poem
> >
> >
> > I believe whatever God has in store for
> >
> > us will be for us.
> >
> > The poem is very true, unfortunately.
> >
> > Make sure you read the poem!
> >
> >
> >
> > CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish,
> >
> > for her boyfriend of three years,
> >
> > David Marsden, to propose to her.
> >
> > Then one day when she was out
> >
> > to lunch David proposed!
> >
> > She accepted, but then had to leave
> >
> > because she had a meeting in 20 min.
> >
> > When she got to her office,
> >
> > she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's.
> >
> > She checked it, the usual stuff
> >
> > from her friends, but then she saw one
> >
> > that she had never gotten before.
> >
> > It was this poem. She simply deleted it
> >
> > without even reading all of it.
> >
> > BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening,
> >
> > she received a phone call from the police
> >
> > It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident
> >
> > with an 18 wheeler. He didn't survive!
> >
> > CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem
> >
> > and being the believer that she was
> >
> > she sent it to a few of her friends but
> >
> > didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out
> >
> > the full 10 that you must.
> >
> > Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball.
> >
> > Later that night when she left to get to her car,
> >
> > she was killed in that spot by a
> >
> > hit-and-run drunk driver.
> >
> > CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out
> >
> > within 45 minutes of reading it.
> >
> > Not even 4 hours later walking along the street
> >
> > to his new job interview with a really big company,
> >
> > when he ran into Cynthia Bell,
> >
> > his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him
> >
> > and told him of her passionate crush on him
> >
> > that she had had for 2 years.
> >
> > Three days later, he proposed to her and they got married.
> >
> > Cynthia and Richard are still married
> >
> > with three children, happy as ever!
> >
> > This is the poem:
> >
> > Around the corner I have a friend,
> >
> > In this great city that has no end,
> >
> > Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
> >
> > And before I know it, a year is gone.
> >
> > And I never see my old friends face,
> >
> > For life is a swift and terrible race,
> >
> > He knows I like him just as well,
> >
> > As in the days when I rang his bell.
> >
> > And he rang mine but we were younger then,
> >
> > And now we are busy, tired men.
> >
> > Tired of playing a foolish game,
> >
> > Tired of trying to make a name.
> >
> > "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim
> >
> > Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
> >
> > But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
> >
> > And distance between us grows and grows.
> >
> > Around the corner, yet miles away,
> >
> > "Here's a telegram sir," "Jim died today.."
> >
> > And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
> >
> > Around the corner, a vanished friend.
> >
> > Remember to always say what you mean.
> >
> > If you love someone, tell them.
> >
> > Don't be afraid to express yourself.
> >
> > Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.
> >
> > Because when you decide that it is the right time it might
> >
> > be too late.
> >
> > Seize the day. Never have regrets.
> >
> > And most importantly, stay close to your friends
> >
> > and family, for they have helped
> >
> > make you the person that you are today.
> >
> >
> > You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter
> >
> > to 10 other people.
> >
> > If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love.
> >
> > The person that you are most attracted to will soon return to you.
> >
> > If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at you.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > THIS IS NOT A JOKE!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You have read the warnings, seen the cases,
> >
> > and the consequences.
> >
> > You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > *NOTE*
> >
> > the more people that you send this to, the better
> >
> > luck you will have.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > SMILE, even through your tears!!!!!
> >


 
 

YES! These people make me want to go on a killing spree. Anyway today is April 6th ,2005. Tomorrow the project begins , here are the  days:
 
April 7-15th: Sorry I haven't been on to give you the scoop but chain-mail is crap. I couldn't give you the scoop because INSTEAD of the awesome good-luck that I was suppossed to get I got bad luck. My uncle who had a tumor finally died on monday and I went to his funeral on Friday. Those nazis at my school have been loading on the work beyond beleif and I have had a headache that just won't go away. Besides almost having jet-leg from bring basically on the road all the time I want to crawl in a hole and die. Oh , and not only did these days shaft me but they shafted Mathew too , here is his story:
 
Well i did have a little good luck on that week...like...umm...that part where i got to eat supper every day...if you call the meager rations supper. We also almost had to move for undisclosed reasons. I got guilt trip after guilt trip after guilt trip from my ex. My family basically wants us out of their lives and after all that my best friend's uncle died and he had to go to his funeral so id say thats one hell of a week! if i ever find that person who came up with that I will personally shake their hand for coming up with the biggest pile of crap i have ever came across in my entire life. Nice job bud.
-Matt Forgione
 
 
So as you see this stuff is COMPLETE B.S.
 
-J.J. Cook

People are doing this project too , just to be like me.

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