Everyone saw my article on chain-mail in the 2004 site. Yet morons keep sending me chain-mail. So I'm going to do a experiment
, to smack those idiots who beleive in this crap in the face. Today I received an e-mail with some stupid poem. The e-mail
threatened to me that I or someone I cared about would die , if I didn't send the crappy e-mail to ten people. So I
did , hoping they will be as miserable as I was for receiving it. So now I'm suppossed to have good luck. Some girl who likes
me is suppossed to confess they like me and then we get married I bang her and we have kids. OR NOT! One there
is no way I'm letting that happen , this girl can get in line with the rest. Two I'm going to prove once and for all
the chain-mail is total and complete B.S. Here I'll be posting some stuff everyday. Good luck and bad luck. After a week I'll
stop. Then we will look over the results and see if chain-mail is really the pointless hunk of dog crap I think it is {and
it will be because I'm always right}. Here is the entire chain-mail so you people can read it , to know what this is all about:
Read Alone..... > > > > Especially the Poem > > > >
> > I believe whatever God has in store for > > > > us will be for us. > > >
> The poem is very true, unfortunately. > > > > Make sure you read the poem! > > >
> > > > > CASE 1: Kelly Sedey had one wish, > > > > for her boyfriend of three
years, > > > > David Marsden, to propose to her. > > > > Then one day when she was
out > > > > to lunch David proposed! > > > > She accepted, but then had to leave >
> > > because she had a meeting in 20 min. > > > > When she got to her office, > >
> > she noticed on her computer she had some e-mail's. > > > > She checked it, the usual stuff
> > > > from her friends, but then she saw one > > > > that she had never gotten before.
> > > > It was this poem. She simply deleted it > > > > without even reading all of
it. > > > > BIG MISTAKE! Later that evening, > > > > she received a phone call from
the police > > > > It was about DAVID! He had been in an accident > > > > with an
18 wheeler. He didn't survive! > > > > CASE 2: Take Katie Robinson She received this poem > >
> > and being the believer that she was > > > > she sent it to a few of her friends but >
> > > didn't have enough e-mail addresses to send out > > > > the full 10 that you must.
> > > > Three days later, Katie went to a masquerade ball. > > > > Later that night
when she left to get to her car, > > > > she was killed in that spot by a > > > >
hit-and-run drunk driver. > > > > CASE 3: Richard S. Willis sent this poem out > > >
> within 45 minutes of reading it. > > > > Not even 4 hours later walking along the street >
> > > to his new job interview with a really big company, > > > > when he ran into Cynthia
Bell, > > > > his secret love for 5 years. Cynthia came up to him > > > > and told
him of her passionate crush on him > > > > that she had had for 2 years. > > > > Three
days later, he proposed to her and they got married. > > > > Cynthia and Richard are still married >
> > > with three children, happy as ever! > > > > This is the poem: > > >
> Around the corner I have a friend, > > > > In this great city that has no end, > > >
> Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, > > > > And before I know it, a year is gone. > >
> > And I never see my old friends face, > > > > For life is a swift and terrible race, >
> > > He knows I like him just as well, > > > > As in the days when I rang his bell. >
> > > And he rang mine but we were younger then, > > > > And now we are busy, tired men.
> > > > Tired of playing a foolish game, > > > > Tired of trying to make a name. >
> > > "Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on Jim > > > > Just to show that I'm thinking of him."
> > > > But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes, > > > > And distance between us grows
and grows. > > > > Around the corner, yet miles away, > > > > "Here's a telegram sir,"
"Jim died today.." > > > > And that's what we get and deserve in the end. > > > >
Around the corner, a vanished friend. > > > > Remember to always say what you mean. > > >
> If you love someone, tell them. > > > > Don't be afraid to express yourself. > > >
> Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you. > > > > Because when you decide that it is the
right time it might > > > > be too late. > > > > Seize the day. Never have regrets.
> > > > And most importantly, stay close to your friends > > > > and family, for they
have helped > > > > make you the person that you are today. > > > > > >
You must send this on in 3 hours after reading the letter > > > > to 10 other people. > > >
> If you do this, you will receive unbelievably good luck in love. > > > > The person that you are
most attracted to will soon return to you. > > > > If you do not, bad luck will rear its ugly head at
you. > > > > > > > > > > > > THIS IS NOT A JOKE! > >
> > > > > > > > You have read the warnings, seen the cases, > > >
> and the consequences. > > > > You MUST send this on or face dreadfully bad luck. > > >
> > > > > > > > > *NOTE* > > > > the more people that you send
this to, the better > > > > luck you will have. > > > > > > > >
> > > > SMILE, even through your tears!!!!! > >
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