Now some of you might be wondering how in gods name
did I create wiggers. The answer is by circumstance and coincidence. Nothing more. It was one of the last days of winter.
The forecast said it would be cold so I wore my winter cap. But of course the forecast was wrong. I was wearing my brothers
pants , since mine were all dirty and they were considerably baggy on me. Now like all men my balls get itchy. That was the
case so I had one hand on my balls. I must have been a funny sight , because due to the baggy pants I was walking pretty
strangely. Oh well. I was a humming a song to myself , but with a peice of gum in my mouth , I suppose it must've sounded
like rap. Then I made things worth by spitting my gum out. It had lost its taste so I spit it out , but it landed on
my hand and stuck to it. Then I had one hand on my balls and I was waving the other one around trying to get the gum off my
hands. So sadly that was the creation of wiggers.
Many people saw me that day. One child even
came up to me and told me how cool he thought I was. At the time I had no idea what he was talking about. He said his
name was Marshall Mathers. I think he goes by a different name now. Some delicious chocolate candy.
So that's how I created wiggers. Sorry.
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
-J.J. Cook
