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COOKANESE: Mr. Clean is a satanist HITLIST: Britney Spears

Here is an old Cookanese hitlist and fact of the day. I did the fact of the day ,but this reconizes the only hitlist that Mathew ever did {I thought I'd let him show his stuff this time}. Well I went back and edited some mistakes , but I gotta say it was pretty good. What do you think?
 

FACT OF THE DAY: Mr. Clean is Satanic!!!{It's True!!!}
 
-J.J.Cook

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COOKANESE HIT LIST:

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todays subject:
 
Britney Spears
 
    There is only 1 thing that p*sses me off in this world...pop music...and i really cant rip up all of pop music that would take too long. So i decided to take all my frustration on the princess herself Britney "I'm-HIV-positive" Spears! We used to know Britney as the innocent little pop star. All the little girls wanted to be like her....AND NOW SHES FRENCHING OLD WOMEN AT MUSIC AWARDS!!!!...Oh and thats not all...after she frenches Modonna at the MTV music awards she decides to make a music video with her b*tch in it and they almost kiss at the end...all i hafta say is...WTF ARE YOU THINKING? ITS BASICALLY INCEST  FOR GODS SAKE THE PRINCESS OF POP KISSING THE QUEEN OF POP?...Thats not all my friends after all that sickening lesbian action Britney decides to release her new single "Toxic"......Now shes basically telling us shes straight again.THEN after that pathetic piece of garbage was made she release another crappy single called "Everytime" true its a very well written song but...now Britney turns around and says OHHH PITY ME...give me a f***ing break...I'd rather gouge out my left eye with a spoon then pity you. Your rich and you can probably get people to kiss the ground you walk on so just shut up and stop boring us with your pathetic attempt at trying to make us pity you. Next up the oh so creative "My Prerogative" wait a second...SHE RIPPED OFF BOBBY BROWN!! For gods sake...you know you blow when you start rippin' off lame has-been older pop stars that sucked even more then you..but worst of all...she tries to bring back the hit me baby one more time Britney with the WORST COMEBACK ATTEMPT EVER RECORDED IN HISTORY "do somethin." I swear to god..when I saw this music video I was not suprised at all...she sunk even lower...but this time it wasn't with her skanky clothes...it was the fact that she pretends to be a rock star by strumming an air guitar.After i saw that I couldn't even look at my REAL guitar I was so disgusted but thats not all that made her sink so low it was also the lyrics I will quote the song "I see you lookin at me like im some kinda freak, why dontcha do somethin?" You know what man...if i was that guy she was talking to I would f***ing tell her off ! Right now I'm gunna tell you how to kill that pathetic waste of breath...ignore her. She basically strives on attention all the time so if you just ignore her she'll end up shooting herself so do us all a favor and ignore her.
 
-Mathew Forgione
 

People listen to Britney Spears because they have no lives and want to be "cool".

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