Why does any person care enough about an
some dumb celebrity to make a website and petition? I went to this website to see what was going on and it didn't even work.
Who cares if Lindsy Lohan has an eating disorder? I was under the impression that eating disorders are common place in female
actors because , oh I don't know you hear about how ______ has an eating disorder every freaking day. 12,500 people
actually signed the petition. Well at least that is a useful statistic. At least 12, 500 of the worlds idiots have access
to the internet. Another sad fact is that this was considered a top story. No wonder I don't watch the news or
read newspapers. Oh , I forgot the legions of sheep also complained about how she was now blond! OH MY GOSH! Lindsy
Lohan is blond! Time to gamble my money away because the apocalypse is almost here. Here is a direct quote:
"You looked so much better as a curvy redhead!" one individual weighed in.
Well first of I got to give kudos for the
"weighed in" thing. That is incredibly clever , I just went and e-mailed that to all my friends. Great stuff. Plus I
couldn't care less if Lindsy Lohan was a sumo wrestling redhead or a stick woman blond. No one else should care either it
is a sad world when you make t-shirts and petitions to try and get famous people to eat. What next? Bribe doctors
to knock them out and feed them through and intravenous tube? Send them big macs in the mail with poems telling
them how they're your whole life attached? Someone actually said "Be a good role model" or something. HA HA HA HA HA.
She is a celebrity. Role models and famous people? Yeah that's not happening. The only way to get a role model out of them
is to give them a check large enough. Like celebrities care about charity , they do it because it is tax write off and
because it helps their rep. which helps their bank account. Besides people are just assuming. She might not be anorexic or
taking drugs. She could be binging and purging! We wouldn't know because of the incredible make-up jobs those people
can get. I'm surprised people aren't sending her e-mails or letters listing anorexic people that have died and whatnot.
Besides what is with all the fuss and money and t-shirts to try and get a stupid celebrity who is making a choice not to eat
when the food she ISN'T eating and the fuss to get her to eat could save a bunch of african kids lives? Yeah what do you have
to say to that you thoughtless scumbags?
I have absolutely why
people are wasting their time doing this. It isn't like they're trying to get her to eat so she can make more "epic" movies.
Freaky Friday? Mean Girls? Herbie : Fully Loaded? Don't you even dare tell me those are good movies. I've
seen the first two and trust me they are not good movies. I cringe at Herbie: Fully Loaded because it will most definently
make a mockery of the whole Herbie thing. If you're gonna go see a movie see "The Longest Yard". Now there is a remake worth
watching. Another odd thing is what is with all the remakes? "Walking Tall" , "Dawn Of The Dead" , "The Longest Yard" , the
new Herbie movie and a bunch others , what's up with that? Too stupid to think of original scripts? Talk about greedy
and lazy .
Well I've said enough. I think
I'll go make a t-shirt with a picture of Lindsy Lohan using a machine gun to blow food up , and a bunch of african kids begging
for the foos at her feet. Than on the back she'll be using the gun on them and she'll be saying "No ,food bad!".
-J.J. Cook
