I've been thinking about writing this article for a long time because these people are driving me crazy with their patheticness. You have all met a person that fits the description , whiny , pathetic , helpless , likes to give guilt-trips , makes you re-assure them a million times an hour etc. ,etc. God I just wanna walk up to these people and boot them in the face. Then they'd guilt-trip me , I can hear their whiny irriatating vioce now: "Does it make you feel good booting helpless me in the face?" The answer? Yes. Seriously , too many people whine to much and never shut-up. Everyone on this planet has at least met {most of you are , you stupid rejects} someone who always insults theirselves waiting for a reply in the form of compliments. They feed on you compliment them , and if you're smart you notice and stop. However , most people are too polite. Well only morons are polite , because they're afraid that if they're not polite { i.e. a suck-up} everyone would hate them. Everyone would too. Anyway the only way to get them to shut up is to agree , they might cry , guilt trip you or do something else that is just a waste of your time , but oh well! 

  Now that the introduction is over it is time to express a point {oh joy}! Have you ever heard of the expression "drama-queen" {or drama-king I guess...}? Just in case you're a stupid moron who has been busy masturbating in a hole and haven't here is the cookanese dictionary version of it:

Drama-Queen/King

- A person who will exagerate everything and make every single event part of a soap opera.

- An annoying imbecile who gets hurt a lot for making a big deal out of everything in life.

  There you go. It seems to me that every time a drama-queen/king gets dumped or whatever it  turns into a really annoying soap opera. "OH MY GOD , I am single , my life is over! No one else on the planet has ever been dumped except me , thus they have no idea how I feel. My insides are being ripped out by this pathetic event! Since my life no longer has meaning I must now horribly cut my wrists for attention!" Or instead of that the last line would be " Since my life no longer has meaning I must now kill myself!" I mean COME ON! Move on get over it. Don't say it "isn't that simple"  because it is. You have a choice whether you want to dwell on and whine about some ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. The sad fact is I've heard this stuff before from the person who DUMPED the other one. You don't ditch someone you love ,moron.  If you can't handle being in a mature relationship with someone else then DON'T go into one!  Really we don't need another depressing nutcase in the world. If you're stupid enough to harm yourself in anyway because of such a stupid reason then , heck I'll supply anything you need! The thing that ticks me off the most is like all these people don't want to die they want attention , sympathy and reassurence. Actually ASKING for help without hurting yourself must be "so last year". These people just plain make me sick , they have no respect for themselves , their friends/family {if they have any that cares} or life , so they put all those things on the line for a few glances and sympathetic remarks. Congratulations , I salute you for being a total dipsh*t. Stop wasting every ones time if you're  a big enough loser to do something to yourself then do it! Stop making excuses for being a idiot. If you're doing this stuff then no feeble excuse you make up will matter. Oh and don't even bother sending me your hate-mail , or questions or whatever you think of what I said because simply put , I honestly don't care!!!! Make your own crappy web-site to post your pointless and un-logicle opinion on  instead of posting them into my inbox. At least I make sense and the fact that I  have never done any of the above just proves that I am simply better then you. Thanks for noticing. Any e-mail I get  involving this article will be deleted. An e-mail I get from anybody PERIOD that sucks will be deleted. No inteligent person has actually sent me an e-mail. The first person that does will get an autographed oreo cookie.

-J.J. Cook