Are you "emo"? If you are you're going to hell {hopefully}.

Are you emo? Yes , no? Don't know. Take a bunch of idiotic tests which are easy to manipulate here: http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=930
Had enough of that "awesome" site yet? The next question is "What is "emo"?". You guessed it some idiotic loser who has oddles and oddles of spare time made a WHOLE FREAKING SITE ON THE SUBJECT! Click here if you actually care: http://www.fourfa.com/
Incredible , isn't it? Well for those of you that don't care enough to waste a few days reading that garbage I'll short form it. "Emo" means "emotional". Still confused? I was. Then I read another definention by some "emo" person that probably is on heroin. His/her definition of "emo" was a person that laughs when they feel like laughing and a cries when they feel like crying. Well I THOUGHT all humans did that kind've thing. I guess it is SUPPOSED to mean that they're free of the media and other influences and live and do what the choose. They cry/laugh when THEY feel like it not everyone else so they're following their own whims. Well maybe you don't have to always be laughing and putting on fake smiles to be emo but you sure do have to be a hypocrite. Are you confused? Well as I said they're free to their own whims...YET they have a dress code. They have to dress in a VERY specific way to be "emo". Here check this out: http://www.dobi.nu/emo/ . Now that is just sad. Oh , did I mention that "emo" has its own type of music? So you have to dress a certain way , you have to listen to a certain type of music. Sounds pretty hypocritical to me. That isn't even the start of it. Drugs and alchohol are basically coping devices. You get relaxing , forget about your problems and etc. , basically to escape from reality. Well we all know us common people use them but do the super , the spectactular "emo's" do? Well according to someone this is one thing you don't have to do to be "emo" but some do. Well why would you need to cope if you're so "free" and etc.? It just doesn't make sense. Also what is with the stupid clothing that makes me think of half-goths? I think I've done what nobody else could do. I think I've solved the mystery of "EMO"!!! It is a cult. Behind all the horrible websites , the lame music , the stupid clothes , the hypocritical moronic attitudes and the other B.S. there is really ONE man leading it all. His name? Johnathan Emo! Johnny is scornful at the world for sucking so much so he decided to make a perfect species! Kind've like Hitler tried... Except Ol' Johnny is clever. Hitler was too public , but if you're unknown and not public you can't get caught or killed and no one will suspect anything until you RULE THE WORLD! So Mr. Fascist is trying to make everyone like him because the world sucks so much because of atomic bombs , fuzzy dice , the ozone layer and of course uncovered toilet seats. Plus he can't get laid , so he figures if he rules the world he is BOUND to finally get some action. So until that time more and more young impressionable {mostly stupid} poseurs who fear originality will become annoying mindless drones!! Attack of the clones!! Or will ther even be an attack? I figure the old people die and each year more and more losers that are afraid of being different and unique will become "emo" until everyone is. Fight the power , fight the "emo"! What is the point of bein g"emo" , really? if you want to be true to yourselves do it , because if you're going to label yourslef as "emo" and follow a set of rules than isn't that the exact opposite of what you say you're doing? As far as I'm concerned being "emo" is just some lame way to get attention. Just like all the idiots that cut themselves , they don't want to die they want attention and sympathy. Well you're not going to find any from me because unlike so many people I'm not that easy to fool. If these people really want to die they'd be dead , they cut their wrists so they won't die and probably barely bleed , but have a visible cut so people will notice and actually care about them for ten seconds even though they're meaningless idiots for mocking suicide when not everyone has the choice to live. I bet all the people on their death bed and the people with unrecoverable ilnesses would give anything to live. Same with all the people who have REAL problems and no way out , while you just sit there and waste your life and toy with it. Funny fact is this "emo" person was so ignorant they cut themselves did drugs , drank beer and had the nerve to prattle on about crap like laughing when they felt like laughing and crying when they felt like crying. If these people are the wave of the future than some one needs to build a time machine. The million dollar question is: How Stupid Can You Possibly Be? Only god knows......