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Here is the "Stupidest movie I've seen in a long time award":

Son Of The Mask
 
The Wrap-up:This movie sucks. This movie blows. This movie is so , so , so horrible. If you wanna see the quality and stuff that is in this movie go watch old cartoons. Seriously they use skits from that cartoon with the dancing frog and a bunch of wild e. coyote/roadrunner crap with the dog and baby. If that were my kid I'd teach him a lesson. Every actor in this movie was obviously taken of the street. This movie probably cost 5 dollars to make. Everything was done SO obviously by a computer. It just looks horrendous. The movie "The Mask" was great so I rented this hoping to see something at least entertaining.  This goes into the category of worst movies I've other seen with that movie that has a girl smoking for ten minutes before more pointless crap happens. I hope to god this movie bombed horribly otherwise we're living in a sad sad era , folks. Unless you want your kids to grow up pathetic little whiny pussies that are going to die in the real world don't let them watch this movie. Don't watch this movie yourself either. Why? Well it is just so bad , you'll probably play with the toaster while it's plugged in , while you're in a full bathtub after you watch this movie.
 
 
Why The Award Was Won By This Movie: Simply because it is a full movie of complete , utter crap.
 
Official website: http://www.sonofthemask.com
 
-J.J. Cook

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